Neo Balancism

Noun
Neobalancism, (Also Neo-Balancism) is a term used to describe the western movement in the visual arts. In particular, pictures that contain or portray shoes. There are certain colors chosen and styles worn that are used to depict a certain type of male.

I swear Amber, your unparalleled passion for Neo Balancism shows in every picture you send.

by InquisitiveNinja June 28, 2019

Neo-Yuppie

A 21st century money-obsessed young man, who just can’t seem to let go of the 1980’s despite never living then. They are usually day traders, and often engage in crypto pump and dump schemes, also having a passion for pinstripe suits.

“Hey, where’d you get the jacket?”
“Forget it dude, it’s Members Only, that guy is such a Neo-Yuppie”

by PattyBasedMan January 3, 2024

Neo

Neo omg he's the guy every girl wants... He has black hair and beautiful eyes. He might even have a mole here or there and the guy is a chad. He has a freakishly outlandish jawline with which he pulls girls. Oh my god look at his jawline, says a girl on a random day. He has a nice personality and he will keep trying for the girl he loves.

Liya: Damn is that neo?
Friend: Ooh look at that jawline
Liya: Aughh how can someone be this majestic? (rizzed)

by Thatonemalluchick July 22, 2023

Pull a Neo

Rendering your vote useless in a multiple choice vote by selecting every answer. Often done to express that you like all options and can't decide.

"So, what option did you vote for?"
"All of them"
"Don't pull a Neo, your vote is useless now"

by Wickie_I August 22, 2022

Neo Boolooning

The act of inserting a balloon into your anus and inflating it, then tying it and slamming yourself onto the ground so that the balloon may pop. An upgraded version of Boolooning.

Person 1: Screw Boolooning. Neo Boolooning is where it's at!

Person 2: Pardon?

by Sodaw August 6, 2024

neo progressive

whatever it means to be progressive in the us house of representatives under aoc and the squad

i don't know the difference between neo progressive and plain old pre squad progressive

by Sexydimma March 11, 2021

Neo-Amish

An alternative term for the paranoid, conspiracy loving, Christian Ultraconservatives. Also, serves as a dogwhistle for those seeking purity and other Neo-Nazi adjacent propaganda.

This guy, Chuck, I know is Neo-Amish. He homeschools his 6 kids and doesn’t allow them contact outside their “community”. He has a cellphone, but not his wife or kids. They don’t own a television and live in the middle of nowhere with 4 other (unrelated) families. The whole set up feels like a safe place for; pedophiles, child brides, and sexual abuse.

by unskilled sleeper July 18, 2023