salty mustard sandwich

When there is a three way with two guys, and one guy nuts in the girls pussy and the other guy pees in it
I had a salty mustard sandwich yesterday, and it was delightful!
by Big dick Daquan April 13, 2018
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Mustard nugs

Mustard nugs is used to describe that disgusting stuff smokers get between their teeth.
Person A “I thought he was a cool smoker yk?”

Person B “Me too, but then I saw him smile with his mustard nugs and I just kinda left”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
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horseradish mustard

Becoming best friends with a hobo while intoxicated, only to later feel the stinging pangs of regret (and unexplained rashes).
Woah, I had a little horseradish mustard last night. I need a bath. In bleach.
by Rockchurch July 31, 2012
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gentlemans mustard

A spicy alternative to the often-used saying "Gentlemans Relish" – meaning semen. Usually when it has been tainted by the consumption of spicy food.
"Sheila, why are you're eyes so red?"
"Oh nothing, it's just our Bruce gave my face a blast of his gentlemans mustard this morning, and I was so enamoured with the way he was pumping his old boy that I forgot to close my eyes before it was too late"
by What a Hampton November 29, 2016
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Mustard

“Is mustard an instrument?”
by VladimirPapa June 05, 2018
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Mustard

A combination of the words "Muslim" and "retard".
There are currently 411 million mustards living in the Middle East.
by The Great Replacement November 20, 2019
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Mustard

What kids and teenagers never eat or consume anymore, especially not yellow or brown mustard.
Today’s youth hates mustard, except maybe honey mustard sauce which doesn’t actually deserve to be called mustard anyway.
by Weathercaster1021 March 14, 2021
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