A 'Mouth Mullet' is a much better term than 'Goatee'- Sounds like a Pomi taking the piss, while telling your girl to teabag his balls after deepthroating his peanut.
by NETnDOOS March 24, 2022
Get the Mouth Mullet mug.A person whose house is a “Mullet Mansion” They want to appear professional, successful, and rich on the outside but is really a cheapskate.
“That neighbor has a Mullet Mansion, he has the best yard in the neighborhood but his backyard is a party”
He has an Immaculate yard and a nice car but a dusty, dirty cluttered house.
The yards a “business” and the backyards a “party”
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He has an Immaculate yard and a nice car but a dusty, dirty cluttered house.
The yards a “business” and the backyards a “party”
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by anonymous December 12, 2024
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I wish I could get my Monaco mullet to look like Phillip Green's, but I guess you gotta be a billionaire
by cobes72 March 4, 2025
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(Fat guy) Aww nah i don't like climbing ladders.
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by The linisher January 2, 2017
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by _gal1leo April 11, 2020
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