Road muff

the median on roads, sometimes overgrown and needing to be shaved

Damn, that road muff is way too thick! Someone better shave it soon!

by pdr1017 May 07, 2008

Muff-chest

An exceedingly compact hairy region of the male chest.

'What's up Muff-chest?'

by 68'er October 03, 2008

man muff

The pubic hair of a man.

Lorna was repulsed by George's man muff when she took off his tightie whities.

by Cozeen March 04, 2005

ear muffs

A woman's hairy legs act as ear muffs when you eat at the Y (perform cunnilingus).

Look, I don't care if my lady doesn't shave her legs... I'll wear ear muffs if she wants me to wear ear muffs.

by DustinSchaeffer November 12, 2007

muff dived

When two girls eat eachother out

Those chicks muff dived in that pic!

by jordan February 24, 2005

muff duster

Jodie Foster(lezbo)

Jodie Foster is such a muff duster.

by poop jones December 26, 2003

muff goddard

alternative name to Cleveland's Fox 8 News weatherman, Dick Goddard.

I saw Muff Goddard shopping at Pat Catan's.

by nick & sean May 06, 2007