Cleveland Closet Monster

When you take/place a turd in a closet with the intention of someone else finding it.

David did you leave me a Cleveland Closet Monster again?!!!

by Amsygirl January 11, 2010

Monster Cock

A cock that is very long... Sometimes up to 1 foot

Girl: Whoa, You sure have a monster cock!

by asdfasdfasdgftryrhbdfbxft November 21, 2011

cock monster

(Noun) A whore that craves the cock. She loves to rub it, suck it, and feel it in her. Also loves the feel of your jizz on her bare skin.

Dude, look at that rare corn fed cum guzzeling, dumpster diving North Easter NC variety of the cock monster. She loves the wang.

by Ali T April 8, 2003

Sex Monster

a very horny,ugly ass beast that is very human like in physical form. It has a vagina, penis and breasts so that it can fuck anyone that it wants to. Many that have been fucked by this type of monster have reported receiving sexually transmitted diseases. These monsters are believed to be invincible as no one has found its weakness. Because of this and the fact that they can chase down cars, they will catch you. Running away will only cost you your life and they will just fuck your dead body. It is believed that they live solely off of fucking.

I just got fucked by a sex monster and now I have HIV

by Shit Goose January 23, 2011

land monster

someone that is so huge and awful they remind everyone of a giant beast that use to roam the earth in prehistoric times. they don't know how to clean themselves and shit every where.

are you drunk enough to hook up with that land monster over there.
yes, very much so

by hammer September 17, 2002

manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man
The male term for PMS, or bitchiness

Kyle: Dude just shut up already, you're annoying the hell out of me.

Sammy: Would you like me to get a tampon for that manstration?

by Ima Crazy Bitch August 15, 2009

Monster

Nuclear horse piss that is sold as a disgusting energy drink.

Describing anything that is large.

The creature that lives in your closet and under your bed.

A sadistic pedophile who molests and rapes children he abducts.

I tried a monster energy drink the other day, it was the grossest shit i have ever tasted. I poured the rest of it into my neighbor's dogs water dish, the dog caught fire.

Whoa, that fish is a monster.

"Mommy, I need you to look in my closet and check under my bed for monsters."
"For fuck sake Tommy, you're 35 years old. why do you still believe in monsters?"
"Remember when I was kidnapped and raped by that monster in his van. And I still didn't get any free candy."

by A WHITE GUY August 28, 2014