Whacka-mole

When you got two girls on their knees and you put your dick in their mouths but switch fast and to avoid them biting your dick off

Me, Kate, and Tiffany played Whacka-mole last night and they bit my dick off!

by HMCode January 11, 2025

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anal mole

The sphincter that does not reliably keep information from being leaked out, this mole takes pleasure in permitting the worse offenses to occur in public or in compromising situations for its sadistic pleasure.

I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.

by BigLud October 20, 2019

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Mole

Noun: stands for mediocre old liberal eccentric.

A mole is similar to a t.o.w.l (typical old white liberal). You are a mole when you are an unimpressive old white liberal person looking for political relevance.

by Sexydimma August 29, 2025

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my mother was ripped to shreds by mole rats :3

Something from a copypasta I saw one time

my mother was ripped to shreds by mole rats :3

by KaijuNerd September 6, 2025

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Michigander Mole

When you start digging in your butt and then you finger a girl with your shit fingers and then keep them in until she shits. Then whip it out and lick it clean. Dive into the blanket and start screaming like a little girl saying "I HAVE SHIT FINGERS" over and over again while cackling like a baby.

To engage in a Michigander Mole with someone.

by creatorofmichigandermoosetrack October 10, 2025

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