Midnight secret 

When you you initiate sex with your partner by inserting your penis into them while they are asleep

Last night while my GF was asleep, I gave her my midnight secret

Midnight secret by Ssnott August 29, 2016

Midnight Oatmeal 

grab some Quaker Oats and stuff some in her Snizz, you then begin to plow the lady and when you blow your load, keep it going. The heat from the passion cooks it to perfection.
You then dismount and feast.

My girlfriend complained we had too much oatmeal on the shelf, so we made some midnight oatmeal.

Midnight Oatmeal by Graveyarder September 25, 2017

midnight creep 

Stop by the bar or club late into the night to see if anyone worth talking to is out and ideally have sex.

I'm gonna roll by the club at 1230 for a midnight creep.

midnight creep by maxx17 August 30, 2019

Midnight shenanigans 

"midnight shenanigans" a feeling or urge you get from midnight to 5am these urges include sudden rushes of energy, hornyness, wanting to do hella drugs, and being down for just about any type of crack head shit

"yo i feel them midnight shenanigans coming along nadia"
"Sit the fuck jazz"

Midnight shenanigans by KI$$THEMOON April 28, 2020

midnight bird 

hairy bird only comes out at midnight to 6am!

My whore got down on her knees licking my pants asked hows her midnight bird. Honey hairy going to rest tonight. Ahh how come? honey U sucked so long and hard last night he's now a Blue bird. Yep needs to rest tonight.

midnight bird by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006

midnight roast 

Oral sex with a women,to eat her pussy , at or around Midnight .

Ramone "Where were you man?"

Tarone " Home eatin midnight roast."

Ramone " Damn. Say haw fo de jaguar,baby."

Tarone " Das fo sho ."

midnight roast by Kevin Fenderline December 6, 2006

Midnight Train

A gang bang involving a a girl and a bunch of bi-sexual or crazy straight guys putting there penises up each others butts in the form of a ho-train and each guy goes one by one taking turns on his best friend's sister. And you leave your socks and hats on.

Witz: Tom's sister was pretty good while we rocked her world with a midnight train.

Amelio: Ince, Ince, Ince

Midnight Train by Viva La Bitchin' April 29, 2009