Melon Farmer

someone whos rubs the boobs of the female partner....if u catch my drift

Jake, you'r such a god damn melon farmer.

by Ur MOM November 21, 2003

melon head

gemma from 9f who hates gingers and shakes her head when she talks like gale platt from corrie.says things like"fuck off you fuckin ginger knob end before i friggin kick ya in ya nuts you bloody friggin frig fuckin frig face ...............twat

go on melon , use parkers head like a football

by parker February 22, 2005

slice my melon

The act of taking virginity

"He's gonna slice my melon tonight."

by pinkfloyd901 September 14, 2009

Melon Farmers

Lesbians

Person 1: Look at those butch mingers
Person 2: Damn foo, they gotta be Melon Farmers or some shit!

by Matt Bateman May 12, 2003

melonade

1. A mispronounciation of the word lemonade...caused by one "Homestar Runner's" speech impediment

it all stawded when i deceided to dwink therty-two gwasses of melonade

by Mike Chap August 8, 2003

Melon Farmer

This was devised by a friend of mine as an insult that did not contain a swear word. This could be used in public places with little more than a frown in your direction.

"You better watch your mouth you giant Melon Farmer"

by Kemikal October 16, 2003

Memony

The irony when a meme was initially really bad but then becomes actually politically, artistically, scientifically valuable.

Is it bad that I actually like this un-ironically?

No fam, 𝕧 𝕒 𝕡 𝕠 𝕣 𝕨 𝕒 𝕧 𝕖 is a memony

by YFenrir December 5, 2016