Matchbox

When someone is waiting for you in the car and farts letting you unsuspectingly enter the vehicle

Hey, thanks for waiting! Wow, what is that, did you just matchbox me?

by Chin music January 3, 2024

matchsimulator

fucking webssite that can simulate the match like real life but not reel

Player 1 : How can I play the match on my latop but I'm broke nowwww
Player 2 : Just go on the internet and search matchsimulator.com. That's it
Player 1: kkkkkkkkkkk

by sucks my ballllsvdsg January 4, 2024

Match maker

That one kid in your school when you’re talking to someone of the opposite gender, even if it’s platonic between you and your best friend. Trying to get you to date/match even if both people don’t want that. They also usually scream “W Rizz” and are an obnoxious popular jock/class clown kid.

Tl;dr the wingman no one asked for

Boy: “hey, how was the test”
Girl: “did great, thanks for asking”
Annoying person: “Heh W RIZZ”
Boy: “stop being a match maker”

by HistoricalFanatics March 3, 2024

Match sandwich

An even in which a player masturbates just before leaving for a sporting event and does so again just after coming back.

Person 1: How did you feel about your performance today?

Person 2: Amazing, the first half of my match sandwich made me feel so refreshed, now time to complete the second half.

by JaMicah Jamison March 27, 2024

magec

some short guy

magec is ass small

by mickingcgan June 18, 2024

Matchena

A slur from my native tongue. Commonly used in Iraq, Iran and in Pakistan

- You f********ucking matchena!!!!
- I hate matchenas

by YEA hates matchenas February 17, 2025

Mantecada

A gay faggot that does homosexual stuff

"Hey look at that guy over there kissing that man."
"NO WAY IS THAT MANTECADA"

by FuturisticRayn March 28, 2025