Bone Mashing

Bone mashing is the act of using hard objects such as a rock or hammer to smash your jaw bones crushing them for them to heal stronger with the goal of achieving a sharper jawline. It is also commonly combined with mewing for the ultimate effect on a masculine face.

i was bone mashing with your mom last night

by Goon aster united March 19, 2024

[mash] a [brew]

get on a drink and cocaine session in bebington

"mash a brew!"(excl.)
"do you wanna mash a brew tonight?"
"eh-up lads,are we mashin'?"
"I saw the lads earlier,and they'd defo mashed one"

by bebington beaut. February 4, 2009

Sausage and mash

An expression derived from the South-West region of England, particularly Devon. It refers to a large event or substantial amount of time that has passed.

"Jennie, do you remember the podcast episode we did about ghost witches?"
"No Kyle, I've had sausage and mash since then."

by ghoulclubfan November 15, 2022

Mash hound

Someone who has a voracious and insatiable appetite for mashed potatoes and could easily devour 5kg of mashed maris pipers until they see everything in a creamy white hue

Quarter pounder with cheese and a side of mash for the mash hound

by JE SUIS DAVE R0VEY November 20, 2021

mashed potatoes

mashed potatoes (slang, political) — A self-inflicted humiliation, especially one involving Donald Trump, where he provokes or instigates a situation that backfires spectacularly, leaving him publicly embarrassed but unwilling to admit fault or laugh at himself. Originates from a childhood story in which Trump, after teasing his younger brother, had a bowl of mashed potatoes dumped on his head by his older brother, an incident that reportedly left a lasting mark on his pride.

When Trump stumbled and couldn’t correctly explain the Constitution during the interview, commentators called it pure mashed potatoes—a humiliation entirely of his own making.

by SWEPro August 13, 2025

Mashed Up Monkey

Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)

I'm going yo get home and have a mashed up monkey

by No muff to tuff for buff May 5, 2022

Beard on tash with a little bit of mash

I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.

"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".

All sayings must include a chin stroke.

Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.

Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"

Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"

by Clatyn April 19, 2024