Magic onion

The act of making people fuck off

Annoying person: hi you seem cool

Me: Magic onion

Annoying person: *walks away crying*

by Kyeforce_forever June 22, 2016

Magic Bum

A lazy -- often homosexual -- individual that has a (or many) mental illnesses almost always including Asperger's. Favorite activities usually take the form of FurryCon or the closest Wendy's.

yoo dat nigga a magic bum fo sho

by Wet Waffles May 19, 2020

Magic Michalik

Magic is an amazing person with the kindest heart, anyone who hates magic is missing out on his amazing smile and personality. Magic can have major mood swings and sometimes need space but overall magic is the best person you will ever meet!

Omg there is no jam what will he do?

Magic michalik is the best, kindest and most amazing person ever!

by Magic is amazing November 19, 2019

magical manslaughter

An example of murder using any form of magic or done by a mage.

Harry Potter exists only because of Voldemort committing magical manslaughter.

by i’m not a knitter October 30, 2020

Magic Chrome

A little boy who has not hat puberty that is obsessed with Harry Potter and fantasizes about tail pipes on trucks

''That boy is a Magic Chrome''

by ruger6mm December 17, 2016

Magical dumpster

1. A trash receptacle, location and/or person(s) in which emergency vehicle equipment (new or used) are obtained at a low cost or no cost at all.

2. Sources often never revealed or share to anyone outside the immediate circle of friends of the receiver.

-best kept secret in the Emergency Lights and Sirens (ELS) community.

Check out what I just received from the magical dumpster!

by BRECSU November 11, 2022

northern magic

Masturbation performed by someone of northern origin.

"Now then our kid, I could do with some northern magic"
"Ey up cocker, have you had any northern magic today?"
"Eee by gum, you were having a northern magic!"

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005