Max Gall

A person that has a 60% or lower attendance on school work.

Person #1: yo man what was your attendance percentage again?
Person #2: 60%

Person #1: Seriously man? Wow you are such a Max Gall.

by FuzzyWuzzyKneegrows July 1, 2018

Max Conklin

The act of shoving two or more Slim Jims up someone’s pp hole.

Ima Max Conklin this pack of slim Jim’s up my dogs dick.

by Dudbdj March 30, 2019

Max Payne

1. noun. Uber-cop who can kill people in super-duper-slow-motion.

2. verb. The act of performing a task of heroic proportoins against apparently insurmountable odds.

Whew! I totally Max Payne-d that girl's home phone number!

by M.C. Shithead April 28, 2005

dirty max

it is when a man named max eats your butt and runs you over with a tractor

friend: omg have you met Max
You:no i dont want to he did a dirty max to my dad

by real_babatunde February 23, 2021

max bliss

A vacation taken or purchases made using money collected via a scam on a crowd-funding site.

I took my donations and enjoyed a max bliss on the coast.

by BaseballBro May 8, 2015

Max B

Max Biggaveli is the waviest rapper in the game, whose waviness is so high, you would consider him a Wave God or a Wave Master. French Montana's partner in crime, straight out of Harlem, NYC. Everyone been screaming Free Max B, but he's finally free! Sometimes you might catch him in NY riding the wave like he The Silver Surfer

French Montana: They took Max for 75 but he out soon!
Cooli Carlito: Free Max B! Dat nigga wavey

by LaxativeReviews May 30, 2021

max 300

A song in the Konami game "Dance Dance Revolution" with a satanic overload of arrows filling up the screen as they scroll at a breakneck 300 bpm. It appears that people's feet blur as they attempt this level. There is a blinking warning label attached to the song, as most people attempting it die of exhaustion or trauma to their shins.

"John lost both his legs"
"From jumping off a bridge?"
"No, from playing MAX300"

by Anonymous September 2, 2003