When one must take a giant shit and would rather not say it directly, the alternative is to advise they are going to take a long Wilson. Also the last name of and English couple in Peckham rye, London.

“Fuck, that curry has gone right though me...think I need to take a long-Wilson.”

Long-wilson by Long-Wilson December 27, 2019

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Long Distance Coronalationship

When you are separated from your girlfriend or boyfriend because of coronavirus, even if you live in the same city.

"I'm in a Long Distance Coronalationship with my super hot coding boyfriend Jonah even though he lives 3 kilometers away from me and I just want to squiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish him!"

"I haven't seen my boyfriend for weeks because we are in a Long Distance Coronalationship"

Long Distance Coronalationship by nnnnnnnn8 April 7, 2020

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Long Slong

Teegan is one of the only females to have a huge long slong that’s comes into the room 5 minutes after she does

Damn baby you look fine as hell with that long slong

Long Slong by longslonggg May 12, 2020

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long-haulers

Pandemic victims for which the negative impacts to their health and related symptoms persist for months or years after being infected with the virus.

The long-haulers prolonged suffering from Covid-19 seems to go unnoticed by many in part because that are bed ridden and in social isolation, and some institutionalized and barred from visitation.

long-haulers by mlhiss September 7, 2020

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