John Logic™

John Logic™ refers to someone who thinks they are extremely educated and above all else smarter than their peers. They believe this because they will talk circles around their opponents in any debate they are having to the point of exhausting them into giving up. They can always defend their actions by using this strategy.

It's not even worth telling him how bad that trade was, he uses John Logic™.

by coconutwater2018 October 10, 2018

box truck logic

Moving ahead with an asinine plan even though most normal people wouldn't even consider it.

Andrew is going to have his business buy a box truck that he plans to daily drive. That's some serious box truck logic

by robertxyyz123 July 2, 2015

Facebook Karen Logic

stupid logic just because google doesnt have it doesnt mean that it doesnt exist

Karen: HITLER MADE VIDEO GAMES!

any logical person: Facebook Karen logic much?

by Boba Fetts Child September 1, 2021

Stripper Logic

When a former stripper (or current stripper) utilizes the act of extreme stripping (hooking) to solve their financial problems.

Ted: Dude, Sandy is having a stripper logic week.
Tom: So, when's the gangbang and how much is it?

by Jay Winter August 19, 2014

Double Path Logic

It is only possible for one logical path in a maze to exist. This renders a second possible path conceived impossible.

There are two paths for this maze but one must be wrong because of Double Path Logic.

by bytegig January 20, 2020

fuck your logic

When one individual try's to make a claim on something towards another and the other individual proves them wrong with fact being a cocky hoe about it therefore one gets frustrated with wrongness and portrays these words in a jokingly manner.

"Your eyes are greenish brown"
"hazel you mean?"
"Fuck your logic"

by Goteem April 14, 2015

Double Path Logic

It is only possible for one logical path to exist in a maze, forcing the second path to be rendered unusable.

There are 2 paths but one is wrong because of Double Path Logic!

by bytegig January 20, 2020