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loaf boys

We’re going to call our self’s loaf boys since we’re paid
by Laa t May 7, 2024
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Loafed

Loafed means loafed. Ex. Lil flagella is the best SoundCloud rapper he’s the best loaf and will never get loafed.
Get loafed
by Lil flagella November 25, 2018
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Power-loaf

A shitty meatloaf that your hooker girlfriend makes
Pam you made such a power-loaf for dinner last night and I can’t stand you.
by brittykitty20 November 15, 2021
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like a slice of marble loaf

-This linear algebra lecture was like a slice of marble loaf
- I thought you said it was okay
- Exactly
by KateT_0_0 April 11, 2022
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Shart Loaf

A person who is always being an asshole. A fuck boy. A waste of space.
“Quit being a shart loaf Brian, no one cares about how many bitches you got in your DM’s”

“At least I’m not a shart loaf like you”
by Smash_the_Pumpkins October 31, 2019
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Elk-loaf

A rare and abnormally large bowl movement with signature length or girth or quantity because it resembles an Elk dropping.

An elk-loaf is often considered a masterpiece and thus frequently not flushed by the artist, so it's often associated with people prompting each other to go and view it.
1. Guys, I just laid an elk-loaf in there... I didn't have the heart to flush it.

2. Someone left an elk-loaf in the men's restroom... stall #2. You gotta go in there and look, that thing is enormous. I bet a 450 lb. person must have laid it.
by [502] KanocAnoc May 20, 2010
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Loaf Land

Usually when in a clouded mind state and forgetting what you are doing by not responding or doing very stupid things. When smoking too much pot can lead a person into "loaf land" making them un-responsable when asked questions. Sitting at a computer in a opiate high is another example of being in 'loaf land'.
While playing Magic the Gathering 2v2:

Corey says:"Joe what are you doing... don't forget to counter his spell."
10 seconds later...
Joe says: "Don't worry bro."

Corey says: "DUDE WTF you didn't counter the spell. Are you loafing?"
Joe says: "Sorry bro..... (20 seconds later) I missed clicked".

Corey says: "Huh? we already lost."
Joe says: "I think I'm in loaf land bro."
by SuperCaL September 4, 2013
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