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My father left me

Random Stranger: Pal, Just saying my Father left me I was age of 14.
You: ...
by waoh October 1, 2019
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20 minutes left on my lunch

When you’re at work and they call you on the radio but you’re busy dropping a deuce.
Manager: Call a mechanic, the line has been down for 15 minutes.

Supervisor: I need a mechanic to come out to the filler.

Mechanic: I got 20 minutes left on my lunch.
by RrenjkandoffNJKLDjfklaRNDRT December 4, 2019
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Kenma’s left pinky toe

That’s it rich kenma’s left pinky toe.
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Ur Dad Left lmao

f imagine bro. he banging someone better than ur mum that is dead!!!! LMAOOOO F
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Lefa

In spanish stands for Leche Española Fabricada Artesanalmemnte, which literaly translated is Spanish Homemade Milk.
In other words, lefa refers to semen, cum, liquid produced when a male ejaculates.
Dame papel para limpiar la lefa del suelo.
Hand me some toilet paper to clean the cum on the floor.
by dde. November 17, 2010
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Monday left me broken

Monday left me broken😢
JUICY ahh i was through and hoping🤧
Wednesday my aunt's arms were open🤕
Thursday waiting for love💔
by imbatukam June 8, 2023
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Lefty Scum

Those who believe that all minorities are discriminated against. Basically if you're a white, heterosexual male then you should be ashamed of yourself.

Lefty Scum types can invariably be found at Universities where they can hide behind a cloak of political-correctness and perceived moral superiority.

Lefty scum typically confine their studies to those in the Arts faculty (e.g. Anthropology, Womens Studies etc) writing a thesis that in their grandiose minds will ultimately change the world (in reality no-one will even read it). Anyone who challenges their views are instantly branded a phobic of some sort. The same lefty scum who preach values such as acceptance, tolerance and egalitarianism paradoxically are the first people to point the finger and ostracise those who dare oppose their views.

The physical appearance of lefty scum can best be described as grubby. Any attempt to make oneself more appealing to the opposite sex, however minor, is frowned upon. Therefore hairy armpits, dreadlocks and lack of bras (in the case of female lefty scum) and general lack of personal hygeine are standard for the lefty scum individual. Lefty scum are also the major worldwide consumers of corduroy, typically purchased from their local op-shop with money obtained either through government benefits or by fire-twirling buskering.
Normal person: Aborigines make up less than 2% of the general population and yet comprise almost half of the entire prison population.

Lefty Scum: That's stereotyping my friend, you should be careful making statements like that.

Normal person: NO DICKHEAD, ITS A FACT. AND I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND YOU USELESS FUCKING OXYGEN THIEF.

(Normal person stabs lefty scum with a rusty steak knife).
by triggaz April 15, 2008
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