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Kelley

There are only about 167 girls like Kelley in the USA...yes that's right...one in a million.
Tall, sweet, intuitive, sensitive, considerate and caring. Blonde on blue model-like looks coupled with the brains of a engineer, the innocence of an angel and the body of a bikini model. Her smile outshines the sun, her ice-blue eyes draw you into an emotion of true joy that is punctuated with an incredibly subtle and welcoming laugh. This is the person that you need to know. A person that will make your life instantly more happy....even if it is just a passing "hello". This is Kelley.
A guy: "Did you see that girl just pass us?"
His buddy: "Yeah...wow, she looked like an angel.
A guy: "Wow, I think I've just been "Kelleyed!".
by We Were Just... November 16, 2016
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Kelletubby

The act of fucking the gay teletubby and then giving it a dirty sanchez.
Jason: I had sex with the gay Teletubby.
Babcock: You fucking fag; you're going to have a Kelletubby.
Jason
by theoneandbabonly March 30, 2009
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Kallen

A kid built like a toblerone, probably is piping some girl named Emily
Kallen is a toblerone
by Jayjay9909 January 3, 2020
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Kelley

one in a trillion
one in a billion
one in a million
one in a thousand
one in one hundred
one in ten
one in one
Kelley is Kelley
You're so lucky to be Kelley!
by Culiynl June 21, 2022
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Kellee

Kellee is An ungrateful bitch that always has to talk bad about her ex and doesn’t know How to accept what she can get. If it’s not her way it’s no ones way
by Do you know me August 1, 2019
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brandon keller

see that kid brandon keller, i think he likes boys
by crazy boy 33 May 14, 2015
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helen keller

this is for gay men. you cum in both his ears and eyes so he is blind and deaf
chris boudion and joseph forasepi are gay and chris fucks him in the ass and pulls out and nuts in his ears and eyes making him like helen keller.
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