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joseph mueller

Joseph mueller is an ok dude. He owns way too many watches and so many colorful socks. He is known for wearing tight pants and rolling up the bottom to make man-capris. He loves to travel and get tattoos. Watching iced coffee swirl with protein nut milk is one of his favorite past times, as is collecting gold decor for his house. He also loves tamping his espresso down and prefers a semi firm tamp. Joseph Mueller is known as the Fearless Leader of the MOVE Group and has sold just a boat load of real estate. He loves his mama. He has two kids and the three of them all have matching eyes.
Is that a dude wearing capris? Naw bro, it's Joseph Mueller.
by Mint100 September 3, 2017
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Pull a Joseph

to flee from a female who is trying to sexually tempt you
Yeah bro, we were watching Avengers and she kept touching me so i had to Pull a Joseph
by BIBLE_MAN116 May 16, 2019
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kaitlin joseph

a girl with a phat ass who is absolutely stunning🥵. She is a total diva and incredibly funny. But don’t get into an argument with her cause she always has a point. Funny d00d. GORGEOUS HAWTTIE 🤩
I wish i could be black like Kaitlin Joseph
by i’m not famous 101 May 12, 2020
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Brother Joseph

A fellow brochacho in your clan of homies, has many Morman wives and will make their sister and mini-me cousin to give you rides home. Un-Cringy white boi slang.
Ex:"Brother Joseph?"
"Yes Brother Chase"
"I need a ride home"
"I got chew"

Be a Brother Joseph and give me a ride home.
by MashNashCash November 16, 2018
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Joseph black

Did you meet that Joseph Black he’s the ultimate Mormon
by Joethemormon123 June 9, 2019
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Joseph Forte

Mixing cocaine and broken up blue adderall to make a powder that resembles the baby blue color made famous by NCAA power house UNC and their legendary shooting guard "Joseph Forte."
"Hey boys lets get all jacked up with some Joseph Fortes!"
by Zion Brion March 2, 2019
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joseph carone

A boy with a Tiny dick that dates girls taller then him
joseph carone tried fucking me but I couldn't feel it
by Joseph John carone November 19, 2019
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