jason siska

the brother to the amazing bassist of The Academy Is.., Adam T. Siska, better known as Sisky. He was on Survivor Micronesia and made it pretty far. He found a fake immunity idol and thought it was real until he gave it to Eliza to use and Jeff said it was fake. Jaon Siska=total domination. By the way, he is uber sexy!

Jason Siska pwned at Survivor, but got voted off because he didnt make any alliances.

by captainkarenn June 24, 2008

Jason

A tight butthole that gets destroyed when doing anal.

Your Jasoning my asshole

by Raging in bed April 6, 2014

jason

to upchuck a small amount of liquor, into a bar glass, immediately after taking a shot.

That Jager was nasty, I think I'm going to Jason.
Holy shit, that guy over there just Jason'd into his beer glass.

by ATL man February 18, 2007

Dirty Jason

To recieve a blow job while seated on toilet seat and taking a shit

I got a dirty sancez from tipper gore last night.

by mike July 4, 2003

Jasonism

The belief in Magic as defined by millions of High School intellectuals.

John: "How was the Earth formed?"
Jason: "Magic."
John: "Isn't that Jasonism?"
Jason: "No, it's the truth."

by Xairu February 27, 2009

Jason Voorhees

A guy seen on a SnorgTees shirt found on this website. He has a knife.

I saw this shirt advertisement with Jason Voorhees on it. It was Firday the !2th.

by bobjohn8 January 25, 2011

Jason Derulo

Makes many of the monocle bearing internet trolls "oh i say" at the Pokemon hate and the inability to create lyrics of his own.

Oh I say! This Jason Derulo hasn't herd of teh mudkipz!

by shayper October 29, 2011