When you are washing dishes and inadvertently squeeze the dish cloth close to your body, causing you to be squirted by the soapy water it has retained.
by Weston150 March 25, 2013
Like a water balloon, but instead of a balloon filled with water, it's filled with semen, possibly inside a condom instead of a balloon.
by Jusquisha April 24, 2016
Man1: Hey, what are you going to do today man?
Man2: Gonna donate some sperm.
Man1: You mean for free?
Man2: No, I'm gonna get paid.
Man1: Oh Shit, You Jizz pimping!!!
Man2: Gonna donate some sperm.
Man1: You mean for free?
Man2: No, I'm gonna get paid.
Man1: Oh Shit, You Jizz pimping!!!
by Jachze February 23, 2010
A rather excellent song by the eclectic outfit, Baptist & The Obscures. The name is rather a rip off of the superb funk tune, 'Squib Cakes' by Tower of Power.
A - Good grief, did you hear Jizz Cakes the other night??
B - Yeah man i did, blew my testis, mind and soul.
B - Yeah man i did, blew my testis, mind and soul.
by marabousteak January 25, 2011
The mouth, Vaginal region, or anal region of a constantly used orafice belonging to a Male or Female, for the sole purpose of holding cum/come.
by NathanR July 24, 2006
by Jon Gantert October 16, 2007
by My dirty harry August 19, 2011