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Jizz paper

Jizz paper is when you're using watercolour paints on paper unsuitable for watercolour painting or if you overwork the paper itself, resulting in a crusty wet mess of a page that resembles dried up jizz in a pair of underwear you've forgotten to wash.
Person A "ah damn I was trying to watercolour paint but it just resulted in jizz paper"

Person b "that's a shame, you'll get used to working with watercolours eventually it just takes practice"
by Milkscomic February 22, 2021
mugGet the Jizz papermug.

jizz-stimulate

1. to excite someone so much that the person is about to jizz in his or her pants

2. can be used interchangeably with the word 'sexy'
Stop jizz-stimulating me!

That red phone of yours is very jizz-stimulating!

I am jizz-stimulated by your tweeter.
by SexyBackWook May 25, 2009
mugGet the jizz-stimulatemug.

Jizz whip

The act of creating a whip with your jizz.
"I slayed her with my jizz whip"
by Jald May 25, 2014
mugGet the Jizz whipmug.

Jizz Trough

The mouth, Vaginal region, or anal region of a constantly used orafice belonging to a Male or Female, for the sole purpose of holding cum/come.
Little Suzie has been laid so many times she's become quite the Jizz Trough.
by NathanR July 24, 2006
mugGet the Jizz Troughmug.

Jizz Bitchin'

Something unbelievably bitchin'. Can refer to sex, food, parties, anything bitchin'.
Dude...that party last night was so jizz bitchin'...
by InomZM June 20, 2010
mugGet the Jizz Bitchin'mug.

jizz factor

Major idiot, someone even Mother Theresa would make fun of .
by Jon Gantert November 1, 2007
mugGet the jizz factormug.

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