Jewish Jizz Turtle

A man of the Jewish Religion who likes to enockulate or spackle his load of semem over a single turtle or a group of turtles in the wild;

a: Can also be done in a group setting with multiple Jews and a single or lone turtle

Hey do you want to play Jewish Jizz Turtle?

by Pseudo affedrin April 3, 2016

Jewish Fucking Guy

"Jewish Fucking Guy" also known as "Burn All Jews" is a term that was used by the infamous Adolf Hitler in the early 1940's when he held innocent Jewish people in concentration camps.

Jewish fucking guy.

by JoeBlowMoe March 7, 2017

jewish fortune

The act of nutting on a woman’s nose

Yea I gave my girlfriend a huge Jewish Fortune the other day

by Everything_been_deleted May 25, 2018

Jewish dick

The best kind of dick that you can get. Gotta hit up men with last names like Millard and Goldberg

I'm about to go hit up the synagogue. I'm trying to get some jewish dick tonight.

by AshkenaziDongLover July 22, 2019

Jewish penny bank

When a male proceeds to shove anal beads down a jewish woman’s vagina until it is filled up.

Wow Jerry that woman sure wanted to be my jewish penny bank last night.

by dicknballchains December 11, 2019

Jericho Sleigh Ride

When one grown man carries another grown man as one would carry a toddler - face to face, chest to chest, with the load bearing man supporting the other man from the buttocks, and the man being carried with his legs wrapped around the load bearing man.

Jay was pretty tired from the hunt and said he couldn't make the hike back to the truck so I saddled up and gave a Jericho Sleigh Ride to my dude.

by Juicy Jerome May 27, 2020

jewish Chewbacca

When you nut in a girls mouth, then twist her nipples causing her to make a Chewbacca sound, then proceed to pull a classic Dutch oven.

Colt I just Jewish Chewbacca her!

by Penis69daddydaddy February 14, 2021