Jersey Slurpee

A threesome MFF, MFM, MMM when one male ejaculates into the anus of a participant and has the second participant take a slurpee fun straw, drink it out of the anus and snowball back into the third participants mouth.

I almost threw up watching a threesome perform the jersey slurpee, it must have been filmed in jersey.

by Anpu February 5, 2010

new jersey

New Jersey, what's not to like? Most people that put down Jersey havent even stepped foot in the state, so f' them, there opinions don't mean a damn thing. Yeah "yo" is a great attention getter and we say it all the time, is that such a bad thing? At least we aren't going around say "hey ya'll" or "quit being so gnarly dude!" No we aren't all italian, and no not all of us live like the saprano's. most of the people that act like that werent even born and raised in jersey, they are usually from new york. they only moved here because its safer. yeah newark and camden are mad dangerous at night, but no just because you drive through there doesnt mean you will get shot. just dont stare at people on the streets and act like a dumbass. and no not all of us live off the parkway so quit "what exit are you from" most people dont even refer to exits. we dont call it the beach its the shore, and half the time we only go down there to party. we know exactally where to get alcohol illegally and we arent stupid enough to use a fake idea, just chalk your age you asshole. if you dont drive fast and agressivly, then you dont belong here. if you think jersey smells then i suggest you either stay out or shut your mouth before we take a bat to your head. none of us say "joisey" if anything its more "jerrrrze." every good night ive had ended at a diner at 4am for breakfast after a good night of partying, which always ends with a fight. f' you im from jersey and i love it.

dickwad: hahahaha you said "water" messed up. its because your from "joisey!"
me: yo im from new jersey, would you like a bagel up your ass dickwad?

by irishJERSEYgirrlFURREALLL September 3, 2006

Jeros

Jeros (also known as "JerosGamer89") is a "YouTuber", coder and doxxer. His videos are usually considered bad by many, and is often mass disliked. His worst controversy/drama happened in June 2021 where he was exposed for doxxing Vultra. His response to the controversy was to lie to anyone who confronted him, often he states that people are "harassing" him.

More information of his controversy can be viewed in xDiss' video about it, called "JerosGamer89 doxxed Vultra.... (NOT CLICKBAIT!!)"

Jeros is often called "gay" and other terms used to describe homosexual people, part of the reason for this is that he usually uses anime profile pictures on discord.

sheebel: You know JerosGamer89
Vultra: yeah?
shebeel: he's gonna dox you

by pseudonym_ps October 7, 2021

New Jersey Sixty-Nine

A sexual act in which two people perform oral sex on each other's anuses simultaneously.

Bobby and Stacey were tired of regular oral sex, so they decided to do the New Jersey Sixty-Nine.

by jowseyshore January 11, 2010

The Jersey Hot Dog

the act of taking sand paper and rubbing it on the penis, then proceeding to cover the penis in Tobasco brand hot sauce and having a female give you oral sex.

A: yo, i had jenna give me the jersey hot dog last night.
B: ouch, How'd that go?
A: there were scabs everywhere

by HACKAMUH March 5, 2011

Basic Jersey Bitch

Someone who wears Restore the Shore Merchandise, goes to Seaside to party, eats pork roll egg and cheese sandwiches, listens to Bon Jovi, 101.5, and 94.3 the point.

Wow Name, your seriously wearing a Restore the Shore T-shirt. It's so 2012. You are such a Basic Jersey Bitch.

by NJBeauty June 15, 2016

New Jersey slip-n-slide

A sexual act in which a waterbed is stripped down, doused with your favorite lubricating solution, and then the sex happens.

"Bob, why are you hosing down your mattress?"
"The wife and I had a good old fashioned New Jersey Slip-N-Slide last night."

by Thomas Haislip November 12, 2008