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Jared

Jared is usually kinda dumb and is gay or bisexual and special ed
Jared is not smart at all
by Big lil j May 11, 2019
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Jared

This name is given to those who a Lil peepee piss boy
Oh yeah that’s Jared, he’s my lil peepee piss boy. My lil bottom boy bitch. He’s a lil twink boy.”
by Alivo Jones November 21, 2021
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Jared

1. Jared is quite simply a simp.

2. Someone who desperately tries to get women to have sex with them.
Wow man you’re being such a Jared right now
by Absolute_Chad March 22, 2020
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Jared

In Turkey There is a guy called Jared Wall and he is foreigner so when he tweet something he add Turkish words to his English sentencess
-HEY I have just decided to something we can talk in English babe I think its good for practising.

- Ok than If we speak English I am gonna Jared every sentence I make huyum kurusun( something like same old me)
by Heykeymeykey November 8, 2019
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Jared Hibbard-Simpson

J ared Hibbard-Simpson is the best boyfriend ever! He might seem like just another stupid boy at first but once you get to know him, its impossible not to fall in love with him. He will say sweet things to you and tell you you are beautiful at any given time. He is a very protective boyfriend because he thinks your the most beautiful girl in his world. He is so cute , funny and just amazing but he doesn't think very highly of him self, and at times he doesn't think he deserves a beautiful girl. If you have a boyfriend named Jared, i want you to tell him how you feel because he is the type of person that will truly listen to every word that you say . Once you fall for him, he will always have a place in your heart no matter what you do. Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is too big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. If you fall in love with him, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. My favorite thing about Jared is he always gives the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. That warmth you feel you'll never feel with anyone else in the world . Unsure of himself at times, but Knows what he wants and goes after it. Jared will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world, I know he's changed mine!
I am the luckiest girl in the world to have Jared Hibbard-Simpson in my life!
by BeccatheWrecka November 11, 2023
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Jared Glick

Most sexy kid ever like bro how, everyone loves him he a goat to
by The stinky rat January 11, 2024
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Jared

Child:" I suck at ring toss."
Mom: "Don't be a Jared!"
by aplacaa2115 January 11, 2020
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