Dirty Italian

Firstly, bring a pot with water to a boil. Then, you slip a jar of mariana sauce directly into your anal cavity and after doing so, carefully insert raw spaghetti into your urethra. Once the pasta has been inserted, you jettison it out into the boiling water and cook it until Al Dente. Then hoist your asshole to the sky and blast the mariana sauce out from your anus in an arch as the sauce splats down.

After finishing the dish, serve to whomever you wish.

Sandy said that she wanted Italian for dinner, so I made the Dirty Italian.

by butter-flies January 31, 2023

italian mayonnaise

a fat Italian's vomit after eating a ham and cheese sandwich.

it can also mean an Italian is in the heat and is jacking off.

That guy is spouting off Italian mayonnaise.

by Susquehanna December 14, 2022

Italian Tea

A cup of piss. Served to haze new recruits in gangs

Drink the Italian Tea, Giorno

by JayDee3d October 16, 2019

Italian Apple

A meatball...plain and simple.

Fuck cannoli! I want an Italian apple for dessert.

by Angelo D August 26, 2008

italian foreplay

ten minutes of begging

a fon coule, that girl... even my best Italian foreplay, natch.

by carmine calandrone March 9, 2012

Italian Soda

When you urinate in a girl's mouth and then turn around and fart in it to where it makes jacuzzi like bubbles while she gargles the word "Carmine"

Hey bro, I just gave your mom the italian soda!

by F'n Nick September 25, 2010

Being Italian

Pretending to be from Italy or of Italian descent. A pretty neat group activity. Fun way to spend a Saturday night with friends.

Elroy: Ugh I'm so bored!

Wilbur: Hey I have an idea! Tonight we could all try Being Italian!

Orville: That sounds great!

(Fun night ensues)

by Young Teo November 30, 2013