italian wetnap

using the grease from your pizza napkin as lube to have anal sex

she wanted it up the ass, I was out of KY so I did the the old Italian wetnap maneuver.

by Cedric Harvey April 21, 2017

italian thunderfap

the act of fapping so hard while playing super Mario, that it sounds like thunder

Mike: dude, what happened to your arm? did you hit the gym or something?
Mark: nope
Mike: then what?
Mark Italian thunderfap!
Mike: all day everyday!

by Dr. Dro October 7, 2013

Italian stare

The act of processing information at an incredibly slow rate, typically done by Italians.

Did you see Luigi doing the Italian stare, he looked confused.

by Henry O'hare July 3, 2021

italian foreplay

ten minutes of begging

a fon coule, that girl... even my best Italian foreplay, natch.

by carmine calandrone March 9, 2012

Italian Apple

A meatball...plain and simple.

Fuck cannoli! I want an Italian apple for dessert.

by Angelo D August 26, 2008

Italian Soda

When you urinate in a girl's mouth and then turn around and fart in it to where it makes jacuzzi like bubbles while she gargles the word "Carmine"

Hey bro, I just gave your mom the italian soda!

by F'n Nick September 25, 2010

Italian spooning

When a man and a woman sleep together and the man sleeps with his penis inside the woman's vagina.

Jeff: "Hey baby, are up for some Italian spooning tonight?"
Kelsey: "You can park it for the night hun."
Jeff: "Fuck yea!"

by coltsrock37 March 21, 2012