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One inch pinch

A pinch were you pinch one inch of thier skin
I am going to one inch pinch you if you dont be quiet now
by Holmie G November 17, 2014
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11 Feet 6 Inches

2 sexainches.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
Me: I thought Robert Wadlow was tall.
You: Well it was claimed that the Giant of Castelnau was 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: That’s 2 sexainches.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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alley inch

Any unspecified unit of measurement in undefined inches, feet etc. that is required to fit object A past or into space B.
Hey will you move that dumpster over just an alley inch so I can get my car by.

Please give me just another alley inch of room to get my bicycle into the garage.
by Mezomitch August 14, 2009
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11 and a half inches

Emma’s day dong is 11 and a half inches.
by EmsyXx October 10, 2020
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5.1 inches

The average penis size on the world according to the first google result

Also see:
12.9 cm
1.5 credit cards
0.5 bycicle tires
2 Nobel prizes
Dude I heard Robert's penis is 5.1 inches
Really! Mine's only 2......Nobel prizes... O-of course.
by Adolf The One and Only May 25, 2017
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5.17 inches

Person 1: my penis is 5.17 inches
Person 2: yea thats average
by Sbeveman20 January 25, 2025
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inch

The most unfortunate metric measurement of mankind.
Usually used to measure a male's penis. Once measured the boys compare their sizes in inches to see who is bigger.
Once their woman finds out she usually shits on your measurement and tells you it's small. And you think to yourself.
"What? This is pretty average." She doesn't think that so you fall into an overwhelming depression until you realize the woman who thinks it is small has had multiple children and has only slept with black men.

So you return to the boys to say "I was right! I am average size!" And they hopefully cheer you on with your discovery.
Her: How big is it?

Him: Oh about 5 inches.

Her: Really?!

Him: Yes, why?

Her: ...
by derogatory remarks October 25, 2023
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