Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing. Used as an insult.

Person 1: Get out of here you monster!

Jersey Person: Don't tell me what to do! You're garbage! You're Muff Cabbage!

by Nikki0919 October 14, 2010

Cabbage-patchy

Any living being with scrunched facial features much the same as a cabbage patch doll.

Man, Thomas, you sure look cabbage-patchy today with your cheekbones inside your eye-sockets.

by Mary Rottencrotch February 11, 2007

Cabbage Baby

1. Can be used to refer to a cabbage patch doll

2. A term used to refer to seemingly innocent yet provocative women. What all men desire, a woman who is pure and sexy.

Bill, did you see that Cabbage Baby standing outside the coffee shop? She was hot AND not slutty.

by 04ch9 December 14, 2010

Cabbage blaster

A term for butt. Was first featured on Family Fued. With the prompt: We asked 100 women, if you are looking for a big ___. Then I'm your girl.

Cabbage blaster (butt) was the #2 answer on the board.

Girl are you German? Because I want to sauerkraut that cabbage blaster.

by Silver Harvest March 14, 2019

cabbage patch kids

A useless, overpriced doll.

<child> MOMMIE I WANT CABBAGE PATCH KIDS!!1!!
<mother> Forty dollars, what the hell?!

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

Foo Foo Cabbage

Another term for a VAGINA.

me: "hey, how's your foo foo cabbage doing?"
meghan: "pretty goood! nice and clean."
rachel: "mines not, i have blue waffle.."
me: "fucking grosssss!"

by Meghan And Rachel Bitch. March 17, 2011

Cabbage Roll Man

The english transliteration of ロールキャベツ系男子.

It means someone who appears as a herbivore (sweet, innocent) but is actually a carnivore (confident) inside.

"That cute guy I was talking to said he works at a BDSM club. I would never have expected that from him."

"Wow. He sounds like a cabbage roll man."

by penisshakes March 29, 2022