clinical pizza oven

cremation "retort" or 'oven'

looking very much like a pizza oven, this definition makes sense!...-it just makes sense!!

went from my job at dad john's, directly to the cremation guys to see them put my poor dead dad in the clinical pizza oven!!

john wasn't big on things crawling on him, and opted for the clinical pizza oven!!

by michael foolsley September 21, 2011

clean my oven

A woman's first act of sexual intercourse after childbirth.

Why is nobody around when I need someone to clean my oven?

by pickles74 March 02, 2014

dutch oven pizza

the product of a dutch oven
may contain toppings

"Hey roommate.Want a dutch oven pizza, roommate? It has some toppings on it."
*fart*
"Ew, that smells like your mom."

by larpy October 31, 2008

spicy buddy oven

A place where kinky sex takes place.

I'm hungry for you. I'm hungry for lovin'. I wanna take you home to the spicy buddy oven.

by Matt DeJong September 01, 2005

Get out of the oven

When you're super baked, and you need to come down from your "high"

Dude, get out of the oven, you're super baked

by Paris Lou Lou January 08, 2012

Pullstart Dutch Oven

The act of tucking in the blankets underneath you while your wife/girlfriend is in the bathroom, etc. and letting loose some serious gas. When she returns, she is forced to pull the blankets out from under you and in the process catches a facefull of your wonderful aroma.

-Why didn't you get any ass last night?
-I gave Tiffany the old Pullstart Dutch Oven. She then proceeded to tell me how nasty I was and went to sleep on the couch.
-Damn dude, you really do smell like the middle deck of a slave ship when you rip ass.
-Desire smells like that to some.

by Doug Avery November 20, 2008

Oven Mitt

1 in the pink, 4 in the stink.

That girl was such a whore that Marc was able to oven mitt her last night.

by assaulter April 20, 2009