Butcher-Hooking

In contrast to spit-roasting in which two males take a single female in the mouth and box simultaneously, butcher-hooking is when a single male takes multiple females on multiple poles simultaneously: cock, tongue and even fingers….a hole on each pole, bod on each rod, or, more viscerally, piece of meat on each hook.

Rob: Those three hot milfs from the club last night were still all over me in the bed this morning.
Jack: Bru! I guess you were a butcher-hooking muthafucka.

by xurdy999 July 28, 2020

dewclaw-hooking

Is like when a lion swipes at its prey and hooks one its front paw dewclaws into whatever it's chasing or clouting at, so the prey animal just cant escape.

"I have to stay calm and try and eye-dominate you because if I don’t, and you’re not too thick or lazy, you’re quite capable of rearing up on your hind legs, and then dewclaw-hooking me off this horizontal tree-branch with a swipe of one front paw."

by mimbijones April 29, 2023

hooninating

its the verb of hoon. if someone is a hoon then they drive fast, crazily and do burnouts etc. if someone is hooninating then they are being a hoon at that time. usually associated with younger males.

Last night Johno was hooninating good to loose the cops.

by Kizza in Aus May 27, 2007

Hooting Devices

Occasionally useful code among men for a womans breasts.

"Did you see the Hooting Devices on Marcy?

"See them? Theyre already in the Spank Bank"

by Eli Karatchik May 21, 2010

honking troll

similar to an Internet troll. These trolls stay in their vehicles randomly honking at people for the following reasons

1. Being judgmental

2. Being hypocritical

3. Getting a cheap laugh of the other person's expense

Following examples of honking

1. honking 4 times

2. honking lightly 2 times

3. Holding the horn for a period of time

4. Honking repeatedly

sitting at your car at an intersection and hearing a random honking sound of a honking troll to get your attention for no reason.

by Protoman00 September 11, 2010

Hookilau

A hookah using tropical sheesha or those fruits found at a luau, and of course plenty of weed mixed in. Can warm you up on the coldest of nights, and is better than any tropical drink. Originated in Fairmont BC Canada.

After that hookilau I will not be able to move except for maybe Dennys.... is it 3am?

by skidouche November 30, 2010

Hoopin de' Loopin

Ballin so hard that you can't be stopped

dawg, I was at the gym yesterday hoopin de' loopin like I do and lebron james walked in and even he was impressed.

by gogodan April 7, 2011