Poop Hook

Inserting a finger in to someone's anus, then inserting it in their mouth.

I gave Janna a poop hook last night and it was awesome.

by greyhaze2 November 11, 2009

Shepherd's Hook

"Shepherd's Hook" and, less commonly "Shepherd's Crook" are common names for the long, coiled retaining wire inside the FCG (fire control group) of the *AK-47 family of assault rifles. The wire's purpose is to fasten the front and rear axis pins of the trigger and disconnecter inside the receiver. It is notorious for being difficult to put in and, if improperly installed, can result in major malfunctions when firing.

A Shepherd's Hook may be replaced with an aftermarket retainer plate.

* "The AK-47 family" includes the original Russian AK-47, the AKM: it's more common lightweight variant, the RPK: its heavy-duty machine gun variant, and the more modern 5.56mm AK-74 series of rifles. Also includes the vast majority of non-Russian derivatives.

"Well, boss, I was gonna go cap this mothafucka, right, but the goddamn trigger went all crooked an shit and wouldn't pull. Fuckin towelhead that made this bitch put the Shepherd's Hook in upside down."

by Mikhail Kalashnikov February 17, 2010

Chocolate-Hooking

The slow, yet impressive process of training your dick to curve so far backwards that every time you get a boner you fuck yourself in the ass.

My wife told me that chocolate-hooking was a bad idea, but the only downside is that I can’t tell if it’s gay or just a weird way to masturbate.

by Gamin2001 February 25, 2022

Gay hook

A basketball move/phrase started by a 45 year old man who is good at hook shots. But he’s very gay.

That was a good gay hook, clench me.

by EthanoTheGreat January 19, 2022

sheaperds hook

A bent penis

I broke my dick now it looks like a sheaperds hook.

by Fats Wilson September 17, 2013

jizz hook

An extremely erotic imagining that can be summoned forth when you feel the time is right to bust a nut.

1. Dude, my jizz hook is your mum's rack,

2. I need to find a new jizz hook, pearl necklaces just don't do it for me anymore!

by The Commandante March 8, 2010

grappling hook

when you grapple on to your friends ass

I just grappling hooked Danny and he was so chubbing

by jordy boocebunger May 25, 2016