Hockey-Awesome

An adjective describing something so fucking incredible that no other combination of words do it justice.

Jason, your new boots are awesome. No, they're HOCKEY-AWESOME!

by Jefferson Maloney April 28, 2007

webcam hooker

1. Normally a female, that will show herself naked on a webcam, but only if the price is right
2. opp. of Internet Slut

Last night I spent $20 on a webcam hooker, because I couldn't find an internet slut.

by RSU January 3, 2006

Hooker

Conviently located and economically priced sex workers

After 37 years of being poor and a virgin I finally walked to the street corner and payed for a hooker to come back to my place

by Straightouttact August 4, 2009

Hooker Head

A ho or whore who thinks she is classy but is too stupid to know the difference.

"Damn. I thought this club was bangin' but there's a bunch of Hooker Heads up in here."

"Kathryn, you're such a hooker head! Don't fuck around!"

by Toniet and Tangelia October 31, 2007

Hockey Widow

2. A woman abandoned during the hockey play-off season due to pro-longed overtimes and games that end at 3 am.

3. An obsessive fan who ignores their spouse in favour of their preferred spectator sport. Maybe applied to any any sport, but extreme caution should be paid if one becomes a Cricket, Bowling, or NASCAR widow.

Now that the Calgary Flames are in the play-offs, Mary will surly become a hockey widow, since she'll never see him in bed at night.

by BauDMoN April 6, 2009

Hockey Tape

The Canadian Duct tape. When it takes hold its a bitch to take off

I put hockey tape on my binder...now its gonna be a bitch to take off

by RJRChief November 30, 2009

hooker tattoos

A pair of tattoos, placed symmetrically, one above each leg, on the outside and near the top of the pubic area. Approximately one to three inches in diameter. Can be a pair of stars, butterflies, or other shapes.

As soon as I saw the hooker tattoos, I knew I wanted to stay away from this "glamour model"

by as19 June 28, 2014