hit the piss 

similar to being on the piss but more fun if you can hold ur poison. most commonly done after work or on weekedns where you head down to your local and drink till your your best mate looks like elle mcpherson
most dero cunts in sydney can't hold their piss and start riots making the rest of australia look bad when really their just cunts who ruin it for everyone

"Im gunna go hit the piss"
"cool mate, are you man enough the stay all night though?"
"yeah mate not like those dero cunts in cronulla, wankers they are"

hit the piss by Z* April 17, 2006

hit off 

Another saying for jacking off. Much, much funnier though. It originally comes from playing a game of tips in basketball and scoring 20 and needing to hit off to 21.

Man this chick makes me want to hit off.
Announcer: Johnson to the line, he needs to hit off here.

hit off by Pipe Line February 27, 2008

Hit the frog and toad 

Saying goodbye to someone.

Yeah I better hit the frog and toad.

Hit the frog and toad by 13cabs April 8, 2011

Hit or miss

Horrible song with horrible lyrics that annoys that crap outa me

Person: HIT OR MISS!
Me: Fuck you

Hit or miss by LesbianWerewolf December 12, 2018

hit moar notes 

1. To reply to someone in forums in an asinine way by stating the obvious.

Dude_lol: how do u get 5 * on rainin blood? plz any help?
GUY2: HIT MOAR NOTES

hit moar notes by DelTrigger May 6, 2008

hit the bid 

1. To quickly sell shares of a stock so as to avoid a terrible financial loss.
This is not the same as simply selling stock in a company which can be offered out in the open market at the offering price. When you hit the bid on a stock your selling it a the bid price which is lower than the offering price. Your selling it at the market to the lowest bidder. You don't care because you just want to get the fuck out of the stock before you go to the poor house.

"Remberber that piece of shit bio-tech I bought last month?"

"Yeah!"

"They came out with news stating that their cancer drug actually causes cancer. The fucking stock fell out of bed. I had to hit the bid but I still took a bath."

hit the bid by Suck it Cuddy13 May 24, 2009

Hit Kumar 

Guarantee Kumar is known as Hit Kumar. Most loved superstar Akshay Kumar is baap of Bollywood. He always give Hit movies.

Hit kumar strikes again on Box office.

Hit Kumar by Haklatard August 6, 2019