cracker (here in the uk)

1)shes a cracker
2)this new coaster is a cracker

1)shes a good looking woman
2)this new ride is brilliant

get my meaning

by mike December 13, 2003

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

A phrase made by Tyler The Creator. A celebritiy and rapper. He made this phrase up with kelly clancy's daughter chloe. This is just an inside joke!

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

by Getting tacos with tyler April 10, 2021

Yes officer this post/comment right here.

Used when your mate just accidentally mentioned their frequent consumption of ABDL dwarf porn

Person 1: "Guys, its ok to sleep with your cousin right?"

Person 2: "Yes officer this post/comment right here."

by dotJif January 3, 2019

get the hell out of here

When you are so stumped one's news that there is merely no response. An alternative to saying NO WAY.

Todd: Yo Weinberg lets go to the Macaroni Grill.
Fucking Weinberg: Get the hell out of here. We're going to Al Forno.

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN March 3, 2005

it's getting dark in here

phrase used to describe a large or growing presence of black people, especially at a bar or restaurant.

Wow, it's getting dark in here! It has to be the 25 cent wings and Biggie Smalls being played nonstop.

by polpun July 13, 2010

Nobody here but us chickens

The result you got when you looked up "loli" in an r34 site. Shame on you.

Bob: Hey I was on a hentai site and when I tried looking something up it keeps saying "Nobody here but us chickens" but I didn't have any tags blacklisted.

Moderator: You probably looked up lolis. You sick fuck.

by Sclaraidus December 5, 2020

I'm just here for the nachos

1. A statement of indifference to what is happening
2. A method of expressing ambivalence towards the current situation
3. A way to disavow knowledge of the cause of something
4. A way of blowing someone off
5. Most often used ironically, when you do actually know what is going on or why, but don't feel like explaining it

Man 1: Why is everyone throwing theirs socks at that clown?
Man 2: Don't ask me, I'm just here for the nachos.

Creepy guy in club: Hey baby, you wanna dance?
Woman: No thanks, I'm just here for the nachos.

(In a community chat room)
User 1: Why are those two airing their dirty laundry in a public forum?
User 2: No idea, I'm just here for the nachos.

Campus Security: You are all participating in an illegal demonstration. We have your names, and will be reporting you to your deans.
Student: Hey! Lay off, man! I'm just here for the nachos!

by Uncle Richard March 18, 2012