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by omgbeckyyy June 17, 2018
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Hamster hole

I’m purchasing your hamster hole.”
by hamsterhole June 28, 2018
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hamster stroke

An ill-defined feeling of sexual inadequacy. A concern that despite their sexual abilities and effort, they will not be able to satisfy their partner.
I was working all night to give my girl and orgasm, but I think i might have hamster stroke.
by LEE THE MYTH May 10, 2018
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Hamster Cheeking

putting things inside the foreskin of an uncut penis, stretching the skin so that it looks reminiscent of a hamster stuffing its cheeks full of food.
My new boyfriend proposed to me while he was naked. I couldn't figure out where he hid the ring, but now I think he was hamster cheeking it.
by petsmaster2007 December 14, 2018
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hamster

a small animal made of ham
my hamster looks like a pig
by burstinghi February 28, 2019
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Hamster

#1 Black woman : “I hate this job”!
#2 Black woman: “ Me too! Too many hamsters work here, they all smell like wet dog”!
by Brookster dude May 29, 2019
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Hamsterface

A game where a man inserts his penis into a woman’s vagina while she attempts to contort her face to resemble a hamster’s face.
Matt banged the shit out of Liz and they played hamsterface while Nugget ate seeds and ran on her wheel.
by BruceBaller June 16, 2019
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