Hairy Papercut

Minge. Of a slightly prettier variety than the hairy axe wound.

Show's yer hairy papercut love

by Slapsalmon March 27, 2009

Hairy-Nipples

Used to describe someone who resembles Victoria Sweeney.

Wow, her hairy-nipples remind me of Victoria.

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Hairy Monkey

for origin see Gorilla Mask

Yo your mom flipped out when I gave her the hairy monkey.

by Dion Chaz April 30, 2005

hairy mary

when a man is performing oral sex on a woman but his emo-hair cut is getting in the way.

girl 1: OMG that guy looks so angsty. i wish he would perform oral sex on me.
girl 2: yeah, but it would probably be a hairy mary. itchtastic.

by coworker3 June 30, 2009

Hairy Sailor

A hairy sailor is when a man and a woman are having sex and the woman shaves the hair off the mans balls and then glues the hair to his penis. She then takes the "hairy sailor" up the ass.

"I gave Cindy a vicious hairy sailor last night."

by Hairless Sailor November 20, 2004

hairy woog

Another name for a trashy woman's hairy vagina.

That trailer park is full of hairy woogs.

by Beast87 June 14, 2011

hairy Bellafonte

a hairy back or hairy body part (joke on the musician Harry Bellafonte)

good lord he has a hairy bellafonte

by beglebite May 29, 2009