Ur granny Tranny

A very harsh comeback to Ur mom gay. Lots better then the average No u. Basically means their grandma in trans gender .

Girl1 : Ur mom big gay

Boy: That sucks but ur granny tranny

Girl1:Your family tree LGBT
Boy:Ur dad lesbian

Girl1: Your ancestors incesters

Boy:BRUH

Girl1
Girl1:BRUH
Boy: BRUH

EVERYONE: BRUH

by Ur big momma March 17, 2020

Granny Finger

You stick your fingers in her coochie until they become all wrinkled then stick it in her rear

i gave that bitch a good ol' granny finger the other night

by H T X November 15, 2020

granny lollies

duggrs

granny lollies are sweet, OOOO YAHHHH

by Noah fat neck November 30, 2020

Smash the granny out of her

It's when bang a dove so hard, she commits suicide around 40 or 50 years old, not wanting to grow into an ol' granny knowing she can never have it like that again! (Next time you're out with your mates, try this term out.. promise it's always a hit with the lads!)
Origin: Northhampton, London UK Football Hooligan Slang.

Fellow 1: See that dove in the corner by the pool table?
Fellow 2: Yeah, she looks right proper. You outta smash the granny out of her tonight!!!

by JuiceBoxDaryl November 30, 2020

Internet Granny

Like the usual grandma, but introduced to the internet and the good ol' fake news. They will attempt to share any type of scandalous/exotic information that have no base with any type of social interaction avaliable to them, this includes and is not limited to: family, friends, co-workers, relatives, pets, neighbors, the hobo on the porch, and so on.

And of course, they don't research about the information and completely trust the So-Legitimate-Joe with his thesis.

A: Dude, don't eat carrots! I've read that they can cause anal prolapse!
B: You're an absolute Internet Granny

by Bergkam April 28, 2020

Granny Crime

This is a name earned by robbing someone lads gaff over the age of 70, you must be a granny but gender doesnt matter

"Hey Paul did you hear that Peter mate is granny crime?"

by The funny word game May 20, 2020

Granny

Granny A virtual reality game that is much to scary and much to real. Persons with high blood pressure, previous medical issues - including heart attacks and seizures, anxiety, senior citizens and impregnated women should avoid playing this program.

It is all fun and games until she is summoned, due to lack of data I cannot inform you what may happen when she gets a hold of you - there are no known survivors to share their experiences. If attempting to summon Granny PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

To begin summoning you must write her name on any object. The first sign of her presence will be someone familiar calling your name in the exact spot that her name was written, you will not be able to detect who is calling your name and from which direction but it will be loud and clear. The next and last sign will indicate she is getting closer to you will be that her name is crossed out where you wrote it, this proves she has been there.

If u continue to get weird vibes I suggest you sleep with one eye open because after summoning her she holds the power and leaves you in serious danger that could quite possibly create a traumatic and devastating outcome.

SUMMON GRANNY AT YOUR OWN RISK!

“Dude I heard you summoned Granny! Pfftttt good luck, see you in hell”

by ._.unknown July 14, 2020