fucked up like a homemade radio

to be completely drunk, in fact so fucked up that you don't even function right... kinda like a homemade radio

Holy F, I'm fucked up like a homemade radio after all those shots...

by Drunkard69 December 15, 2008

cat fucker

one who sticks his male genatailia into a felines anus

andrew w. is a total cat fucker

by hehe12345 June 19, 2009

High Fiving Mother Fucker

A person who thinks they are awesome, and acts like they are the best/have the best tastes, even though they are way passed their prime. The name is relevant because they tend to 'Hi Five' after almost every positive event.

Similar to a Bro because of their tendencies to wear nothing but name brand clothing, and they're 'Party Life' attitude.

Made known by the Local H song 'Hi Fivin MF'

Mid 30's guy: "Dude, this concert is killer! WOO! FREE BIRD!"

other Mid 30's guy: "Fuck Yea! High Five!"

*Slaps Skin*

20-something bystander: "Jeez, what a couple of High Fiving Mother Fuckers..."

by BeckDylan612 September 10, 2009

eight straights of fucked up

1) really wasted
2) tripping on acid, seeing 8 dimensions to the world around you

a) i am eight straights of fucked up
b) i think i'm in conn. we passes a bridge and AAAAHHHHHHHHH im eight straights of fucked up!AAAAHHHH

by eight straights September 21, 2005

moth eating mother fucker

A total jerk. Worse than just a mother fucker, or even a cock-sucking mother fucker

Aaron: "Our boss's boss is coming in today. I hate that guy!"
Jerry: "I can't stand that moth eating mother fucker!"

by arf1980 October 16, 2008

That shit's fucked up

a. Anything that is messed up really bad.

b. Used to curse at something that didn't go your way.

c. A thing that annoys or pisses you off.

d. (Used occassionally) Someone who has a really weird or unusual personality and/or does stuff that just aren't "normal."

Yo, everybody got a D or F on the exam! That shit's fucked up, man, why won't the teacher cuve it?

Yeah, I know, I used the system to do a check-over on my projet but it completely destroyed it instead! That shit's completely fucked up!

The chess computer keeps moving my own pieces! That shit's completely fucked up, dude. You can have it.

by Melvin72091 September 22, 2009

fucked proper

When you are truly put in the position that no matter what happens after that point, you cannot win whatever conflict you are currently involved in.

Well what happens if they catch the rabbits? Then they're fucked proper, Tommy.

by Ack Desairis, Philosopher May 8, 2003