two front teeth

Something That You Want The Most For Christmas. From the song "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth."

That 56" High Def Tv Is My Two Front Teeth!

by Tim Godsil December 24, 2007

Shut the front door

Shut the f* up
Are you serious?
When someone states the obvious.

Susie: "They told me that the moon will not shine forever."
Sam: "Shut the front door!"

by Karann September 5, 2005

Shut the front door

Politically correct way of saying, Shut the fuck up when at work or in front of parents etc

Boss: We have tos stay back Friday night for 2 hours to order new brochures
Employee: Shut the front door!

by kj17 July 7, 2012

front row parking

When you have a parking spot near the front entrance. These do not include handicapped parking spots.

Sweet, we got front row parking. Fuck those cripples.

by AJAX McClammen April 21, 2008

Shut the front gate

A synonym for shut the front door and a useful expression for shut the f**k up without really swearing.

Person 1: Can you say the F-word?

Person 2: Shut the front gate!!

by Matthew678 March 22, 2019

front door mat

woman's pubic hair

I wanted to take at peek at the front door mat while we were kissing but she stopped me

by notta hater February 27, 2011

front fart surprise

When a woman queefs and it stuns you.

Sharon and I were going at it when she unleashed a front fart surprise. It was grand.

by Rawnuts69 July 27, 2023