flagophile

a flagophile is a person who is sexually attracted or aroused by flags, talk around flags and anything pertaining flags.

"christian is a flagophile." is an example

by woofwooflover July 27, 2023

flange flaring

The female version of “man-spreading”

“Fuckin look at that entitled Karen over there taking up all that room, flange flaring. Put ya legs together, no one needs a minge being aired out on public transport”

by ChampagneSupanova September 4, 2023

flangensitis

a bad condition where a girls vagina will swell up with any harsh physical contact

“emma’s got flangensitis “
“oop big vagina”

by hiiiuibbbbbbjhh January 6, 2024

Fangover

The melancholy emotional hangover that occurs after being around family. Particularly applicable if you are in recovery and your family is not. But can be used simply to describe the fog of defeat you feel when being exposed to criticisms or feeling unworthy after being with family. Makes you doubt yourself and feel sad that the relationships aren't in a better place.

Still feeling my fangover from Thanksgiving dinner where my mom was criticizing me and bragging about my sister's.
Massive fangover from the family reunion where there was too much one-up manship and comparison about careers/incomes/accomplishments.
I have a fangover from the weekend because I wish I was in a better place with my sisters.

by ladysloane February 22, 2024

Flagon of Mead

A slang term for breastfeeding in the croft-town of Kirriemuir, Scotland

Hobbit 1: I hope she’s giving that boy the Flagon of Mead
Hobbit 2: He is unlikely to survive the winter without it

by WiddleSiddle April 4, 2024

FLALGO

Abbreviation for when it feels like a lot's going on.

I really want to get this done today but FLALGO.

by HologramTom April 18, 2024

flagon-dry

Someone who abstains from tossing back steins of pale ale.

What is da difference between a recovering alcoholic and da large gossamer-winged insect dat eats mosquitos? Well, da soaring bug is a "dragon-fly", and da person is a "flagon-dry" --- i.e., he is now a teetotaler who never wets da inside of his fancy metal or glass tankard with strong drink, but instead just proudly displays it empty in his front window or on a shelf to show dat he's no longer using it for its intended purpose.

by QuacksO April 18, 2024