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fucked farts

When someone is getting fucked and then fart, hence fucked fart.
"Damn dudebro, this place reeks of fucked farts"
by HCVS123 December 21, 2017
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Smurf farts

Tide Pod suppositories, an anally inserted Tide Pod
Brody and I are going to be doing some Smurf farts after we blow the hockey team, there’s room in the Geo Metro if you’d like to join.
by Curly MFN B June 6, 2018
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Sweat Farts

When your body is overheating so much you need to expel gas to get heat out aka butthole air conditioning
It was so hot out today i had a bad case of the sweat farts .
by Mhmmmm2727 August 6, 2018
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Emotional Fartscar

A bad memory involving farts.
Jesus Christ man, I’ve got an emotional fartscar from when my brother used to come into my room and stink it up!
by Beel69 February 20, 2019
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Startle Farts

Being startled so abruptly that you can't stop a fart from escaping.
It happened so fast I got the startle farts!
by 2girls1cup87 March 30, 2019
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Monkey Farts

Sounds like a horrible smell but it's actually a smell similar to the combination of a rain forest and pineapple field. Instead of thinking of a negative person, you think of someone like a hippy-spiritual and at peace. Or could it be they're a wolf wearing a sheep's clothing and smelling like monkey farts?
When I walked into the room a strong smell of monkey farts hit me in the face, coming from a very strange person trying too hard to get my attention.
by Mary Mooner August 18, 2019
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Bitch-Farts

When yo bitch queef when you guys are fucking
My gf had some major bitch-farts the other day
by Keisha con migo August 25, 2019
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