farker

1. single
2. One who faps

1. He's a Farker.
2. That farker's fapping again.

by TooLoose La Trekkie October 16, 2003

farmer snort

pluging one nostril and discharging snot out the other. see snot rocket. can also be used for entertainment purposes.

johnny hit the bum from the 5th story of a parking garage with a massive farmer snort.

by anti May 15, 2005

farmerfran

bradley perry from weaver high school.

farmerfran you got a bad grade in englesh cuz you cant talk worth a crap.

by bradley perry June 2, 2008

farfengul

An individual that constantly screws something up, a detriment to society.

"That farfengul is an asshole, he threw out the answers to the homework!"

"Yo soy farfengul"

by HOOD CLANS April 4, 2009

farmer jones

an urge or compulsion to play FarmVille or other game with a farming game mechanic.

Can also refer to someone who is addicted to farming games.

Abel: I need to get into Plants vs. Zombies and water my plants.
Baker: Nice farmer jones you have there.

by jevanyn May 17, 2011

Farfello

Someone a long way away.

Look at that farfello over there!

That's a person? I can barely see them!

by Big Lad Ad November 29, 2012

farmer porn

Magazines, pictures or websites featuring tractors, combines etc. usually for sale. Also known as TractorHouse or Fastline publications.

Billy was so excited to see new farmer porn when his January edition of Fastline came in the mail.

by Just a farmer January 10, 2014