two-faced

someone who acts nice to you when you are around them, but the minute you're gone they're bad-mouthing you.

"OMG cameron is so two-faced, when you are with him hes acting like hes your best friend but when your gone hes saying bad things about you and saying he hates you."

by Stevo2560 August 4, 2007

facilitree

a tree where you do #1 or #2, when you don't have a proper toilet, and feel the sudden urge to go. usually easier to do #1.

bob: i need to go do some business.
bill: hey, use a facilitree!
bob: where are they?
bill: uhh...everywhere..?

by faciliphobic May 10, 2006

Facing Off

The act of smoking a whole blunt by yourself.

I was facing off on my long drive to NY yesterday.

When I got home from school and noticed nobody was there, I faced off.

by Sir Burnsalot February 7, 2010

monkey faced butt muncher

A rim job finished off by giving a raspberry.

I walked into the bathroom and heard the end of a monkey faced butt muncher. I want to cut off my ears.

by bbl2k April 3, 2009

oscillating facial

when one is railing the mouth of a female cum dumpster and when he is about to ejaculate on her face, he grabs his oscillating fan and he blows his load in the fan shooting cum droplets all over her face.

Last night that random girl from the bar told me i could do what ever i wanted, so I gave her a much needed oscillating facial.

by PDBHSL August 30, 2010

twat-faced hoe-bag

a girl that people refer to as a slut/slag/whore/hoe/bitch if she has done something to annoy you.

SHE'S SUCH A TWAT-FACED HOE-BAG!

by ali gee shahalam pass the pie December 22, 2010

white-faced

When you get your faced pushed into snow resulting in your face having a layer of white snow covering it.

-Not to be confused with the alternative definition for white face (having a jizz covered face).*
*Definitions can be used simultaneously if you really don't like someone

That little douche is about to get white-faced if he doesn't give me his lunch money.

by chuckinDeuces November 24, 2010