The Polar Express

The act of inserting an ice cube in the anus or another.

Hold on baby, here comes the Polar Express!

by Aaron 156 July 17, 2006

40oz. express

a fat narccisistic bastard who plays the drums for larry's tit's. He has a penchant for the silent melodramatics, not telling anyone what is on his mind, and being obsessive impulsive about things, which he inherets from his parents.

Me: "where did you go 40?"
40oz. express: "I was just running some parts"
Me: "why didn't you tell me, I would have helped"
40: "It's o.k. johnny, you were masturbating"
me: "Want to crank out some tunes?"
40: "sure dude, but I have to leave in time for dinner with the fam"

by johnny alternative January 21, 2004

expresso

An espresso served with an interpretive dance.

When I order an expresso, I tip based on the interpretive dance that comes with it.

by pbz July 18, 2014

KGB Express

Operation of the Wikipedia Internet Relay Chat (IRC) based online encyclopedia including its articles, discussion pages, system administrators, bureaucrats and co-founder Jimmy Wales.

I supported the Wikipedia until I found out that it was the KGB Express.

Watch out for the Wikipedia it is the KGB Express.

China finds out whatever it wants to know about the United States using its restaurant and thrift store network but Cuba relies on the KGB Express.

by Jimmy Earl Carter, Jr. September 8, 2008

Dora the Explorer

A creepy, fat 5 year old Hispanic kid with animals as friends. Not only does she (or he...) have careless parents who let her explore dangerous adventures in places of smiling crocodiles and trolls that look like it covered itself in genitalia hair, she has animals as friends that don't count as friends cause' they friggin' talk. Especially a monkey wearing boots. She is also accused of stealing innocent talkiing stars, being a snitch on foxes and copying famous princess's faces to save places that don't really deserve it.

Dora the Explorer: Look! A Disco Star! Let's stuff it in this mysteriously big pocket on my not suspicious purple backpack!
Backpack: NOMNOMNOM IMMA GONNA EAT YOU DELICIOSO NAAAAAJHKUGUGHHGFOPIIRERTF!!!
Disco Star: WHEN DID THIS TURN INTO POKEMON?!??!

by HetareItalia October 5, 2011

Panda Express

The Panda Express is a risque sexual maneuver in which the male places rice and noodles from panda express in his mouth and proceeds to splooge all over his partners breasts. Next he spits up his Chinese treat on her creamy chest and the girl squeezes her breasts together and eats his Chinese delight.

Guy- Hey, are you hungry?

Girl- Yeah, I'm starving! I could go for some Panda Express right now!

by 69_yessss November 28, 2009

daily express

the opposite of the voice of reason

nuff said. the sun rules

by David Richardson March 29, 2005