Evan Tomlinson

The hardest lad in bishvegas, he struts round drinking either pepsi max or bud. When he’s drinking after each alcoholic beverage he will proceed to lay someone out cold. He is a lethal driver constantly doing handbrake turns and crashing his car in his Kingdom of Tesco carpark. If you see this man do not approach he is a solid 6ft4 and has a beard. He is unhinged he barks at nearby strangers and one time stole some lads shoe using his teeth. He’s the best customer at johns fag house he loves the fake cigarettes. His favorite ice cream flavor is Marlboro red and often goes through at least 5 tubs day. He owns two restaurant and is constantly expanding his franchises of Papa Johns pizzeria and KFC.

Watch out kid that’s Evan Tomlinson

by The corsa April 21, 2022

Evan Lathem

A soft boy who even though gives off a cuteish maybe even charming demeanor will break your heart. Typically a stoner who has soft hair, lots of sweatshirts and lots of hoes. He says he will “change” for you and then never will. After he gets what he wants he will ghost you.

“I was mad because u nvr ask me to smoke but it’s whatever” -Evan lathem

by Erbferb atinlerb astermerb April 19, 2019

Matt Evans

Sickest awsomest Man Alive!

Thats so cool. Not as cool as Matt Evans!

by FiddleMan October 20, 2008

Evan Alexander

Likes pen spinning, he is gay

Person1: Who is gay?
Person2: Evan Alexander

by ImNotHimBTW November 2, 2019

Evan Williams

Plays ping pong and loves to complain

Evan Williams: "Ping pong practice was so tiring"

by britt12342 June 5, 2019

ben evans

The man that may not be the hottest guy livin'... But can kick everyone's ass in all of the different art types. He draws, paints, and gets the pussy on the first date.

Girl 1: Did you ever hear of the new Ben Evans in town?
Girl 2: wait?! Ben Evans!!!
Girl 1: yep, I'm looking for him, I'll let him paint me naked

by ILuVictory April 26, 2014

Isabel Evans

A character from WB/UPN's "Roswell". is the sister of Max Evans, the leader of the "Royal Four" aliens who has a dreamwalking power. Used to date human Alex Whitman but died when alien Tess Harding murdered him. Hobbies include eating anything with Tabasco sauce on top, using her alien powers particularly her dreamwalking power.

Has a New York duplicate named "Lonnie" (nickname for Vilandra)

You: "Hey you know the chick who played Isabel Evans on "Roswell"? she's a hot doctor on Grey's Atonomy.
Me: "Yeah I know, plus she's in that comedy movie, "Knocked Up"

by Lisa Parnell December 30, 2007