Blind Elephant

A body lifting kick in the nuts from behind. To sneak up behind someone who is standing with their legs slightly open and kick them in the nuts from behind.

Person 1: You owe me $100
Person 2: Yeah i'll pay you next week...
Person 1: No pay me today or i'll blind elephant kick you right in the nuts when you least suspect it.
Person 2: OK lets got to the bank.
RESOLVED.

by koala11111111 March 7, 2011

Misery Elephant

a person who carries around all the negative things that have ever happened to them in their lifetime, and are constantly reminding everyone of them, thriving on the negative

She thrives on the negative, she is such a misery elephant!

by Lopp-Headz February 12, 2012

Pink Elephant Phase

A time around 2 am when you are so exhausted that everything becomes hysterical and you stop thinking clearly. You are laughing and rolling on the floor, saying ridiculous things but finding them hysterical, laugh at the smallest things, and make everyone else thing you are insane and high off drugs.

1. "Dude! We were so exhausted last night, that we entered the Pink Elephant phase and rolled on the floor laughing!"

by Calina Chots Jub-Jub January 9, 2014

Hairy Elephant

When a man has a large amount of hair growing on the shaft of their penis.

I could tell he had a hairy elephant because the inner walls of my vagina were all scratched up.

by Fantasy Penguin May 12, 2014

gliding elephant

When a large woman slides across a skinny mans penis.

The fat pig pulled a gliding elephant on my cock.

by natesog9779 March 27, 2016

Circus Elephant

1. Obviously, an elephant that specifically plays it's circus role for entertainment

2. Someone who is clearly overweight to obese who attempts to seek attention and/or popularity.

That dude Chuck over there keeps yelling in the class, and complains when the classwork is too hard, he always tries to steal the candy the teacher gives us for hard work. What a flippin' Circus Elephant.

by iD_0m June 6, 2018

porcelain elephant

Circle jerk on a fat chick

Eww bro, did you just kiss that porcelain elephant?

by The collector April 29, 2019