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Jelly Doughnut 

n. & v. (gel-lee dou-nut)

Term used for blowing your load on a girl's face, esp. around her mouth, then sucker punching her in the nose to make it bleed which in some way or another should resemble a jelly doughnut.

Also see Wellsville High School.
Shut up while I give your mom this jelly doughnut.

I totally just jelly doughnutted your girlfriend because she wouldn't shut the fuck up during the movie.

knead the dough 

double fist anal penetration
sophie loves to knead the dough while her husband is in work, this is usually done by the gardener.

doughnut licker 

It's what you think it is...

First mentioned on the Greg Gutfeld Show

m doughty 

Expired pseudonym for Mike Doughty, used commonly when playing his part as the front man of Soul Coughing.
"uhm natin dum M Doughty snark midl-tang"
m doughty by Scott Baio March 23, 2005

Dough-Eyed 

A term for most women now days who hang around wealthy men, be he attractive or not, Looking to marry him for his money.
also reffered to as a gold digger.
Look at those groupies all over that singer, they are all Dough-Eyed.
Dough-Eyed by Jimmy Mac December 10, 2004

doughnut punch

a name for a person who punches people in the brown hole.
If you doughnut punch someone you'll get a yellow card.
doughnut punch by Bravo2p January 15, 2007