The neighbor boy must be taking lessons from his father. He let his dog poop in our yard again," I said. "The asshole doesn't fall far from the tree.
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Get the Domestic Terrorism mug.A cheap and very dull joke often played out by silly little girls. After a telephone conversation, the female says.. "Does your phone do this..." and then hangs up, leaving the intelligent male baffled as to exactly what is happening as he hangs on, waiting for the stupid female to talk back, but of course she has gone!
Toni: "Hey Geoff, does your phone do this..."
<silence>
Geoff: "What?"
Geoff: "Hello...?"
Geoff: "Helloooo...?"
Geoff: "Bi-atch!!"
<silence>
Geoff: "What?"
Geoff: "Hello...?"
Geoff: "Helloooo...?"
Geoff: "Bi-atch!!"
by John Lidgley May 23, 2008
Get the Does your phone do this... mug.A rhetorical question asked to undermine someone's point or argument; a more abrupt version of "that doesn't make sense" or "that's not relevant;" sometimes "I don't understand and it's your fault."
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A: Poor people in rural Indiana are poor because they live in rural Indiana.
B: What does that even mean?
(2)
A: Where have you been for the past few months? I've be calling and writing and haven't heard anything back.
B: I went dark for a while.
A: What does that even mean?
A: Poor people in rural Indiana are poor because they live in rural Indiana.
B: What does that even mean?
(2)
A: Where have you been for the past few months? I've be calling and writing and haven't heard anything back.
B: I went dark for a while.
A: What does that even mean?
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Get the doesn't suck mug.A domestic goddess is someone who excels at skills that were once called "Home Economics" in the once upon a time days.
A Domestic Goddess has skills in food, decorating, sewing, throwing a party, knitting, baking and more. She may or may not be married. 'She' might even be male.
She's often considered an ideal wife by many men. And yes, she's skilled at that, too!
Think of those beautiful women who have televised cooking shows, and do everything to perfection.
And she (or he) does all this without breaking a sweat or dirtying their clothes.
And yes, she might just prefer to remain single.
A Domestic Goddess has skills in food, decorating, sewing, throwing a party, knitting, baking and more. She may or may not be married. 'She' might even be male.
She's often considered an ideal wife by many men. And yes, she's skilled at that, too!
Think of those beautiful women who have televised cooking shows, and do everything to perfection.
And she (or he) does all this without breaking a sweat or dirtying their clothes.
And yes, she might just prefer to remain single.
I just went over to Jamie's house. His mother is like, a total {Domestic Goddess}! Their house looks like it's in a magazine and the food she made for dinner? Oh my god, I'm moving to their house. And she's a total {MILF}, too!
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Adam's gay dad is a real Domestic Goddess! His birthday party was off the charts, man!
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Adam's gay dad is a real Domestic Goddess! His birthday party was off the charts, man!
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