Doob

Someone who screenshots their phone when bored and sends it to people.

Did Flower send you a screenshot too?

Yeah. What a doob.

by GwendilineSpendiline September 8, 2016

Doob

The combination of the words dweeb and boob; dweeb + boob = doob

Dude 1: Dude, I was playing Super Mario World and made it to the last level and turns out that none of my progress saved.
Dude 2: Ha ha ha, wow ur such a doob.

by DeepstheHobbit August 2, 2016

doopy muster

When you fart under a blanket and immediately smell it

Bro yesterday I doopy mustered ! It was a good one

by japaneseman123 June 13, 2016

Doob

A joint, or a blunt

Yoo, pass me that doob

by Doob427 January 13, 2017

doody surprise

When you take a shit and either forgetfully or purposefully don't flush the toilet, and the next person to use the bathroom finds your crap left in the bowl.

Also, when you do flush the bowl but a persistently buoyant turd doesn't go down with the water and floats back up, again to be found by the next person to use the toilet.

"Hey Kelly, thanks for leaving that doody surprise for me in the toilet!"

"Oh sorry, I thought I flushed."

by jibmums February 23, 2017

Doobs

man boobs

I gotta start working out dude. My doobs are out of control.

by footballfan20852 March 3, 2017

Doob

To dance with your boobs... boob +dance equals well you guessed it doob

Hey wanna come over listen to some chill music and doob

by Boxingphil123 June 4, 2017