doctor

doctor, n. - proper sense: someone who masters the art of exploiting holes in the public health system and the gullibility of the general public in order to work on amassing a fortune. can be someone who has sat and passed medical examinations, but exceptions are known. the exploit is built upon implemented trust as illustrated by key sentences (see below).

doctor, n. - wider sense: someone who masters some type of art, often technical and elusive in nature.

trust me, i'm a doctor!
is there a doctor in the audience?
quick, quick, find a doctor!

by jagomir bohn June 29, 2004

doctor

drug dispensing walking lawsuits that are less informed then the internet phones people use.

hey doctor can i have some drugs for the problem webmd told me i have...thanks.

by southernbell90 December 5, 2012

Doctor

A pre-modifier to exagerate something, similar to the word "very."

"This is doctor boring."

by Tom Curtis June 24, 2005

Ham Doctor

A guy whom whose specialty and interest is in picking up morbidly obese women.

"Ugh, that chick with the hottie over there is as big as a house! We need Chuck to run interference on her, he's a real Ham Doctor".

by Gabe Tycho July 22, 2009

spin doctor

bushfuck and/or his official liar.

"Mission accomplished".
One of the scumbag's greatest lies among many.

by REAL AMERICAN June 7, 2005

Ham Doctor

A doctor of hams. Somehow this is profane.
Originally from Penny Arcade.

"Nice shirt, man."
"Don't be such a ham doctor."

by Pork professor July 22, 2009

Funk Doctor

Someone who fix your groove, funk, and/or moves.

J is the funk doctor for the Dance Place.

by Zach G. October 27, 2003